Saturday, December 13, 2008

Rod Rejects Calls To Resign

Dismissing allegations that he is corrupt, incompetent, and "unfit to govern" as "partisan political BS," today Rod repeated his determination to "do whatever it takes" to remain in office as long as possible. "I'm going to continue to fight to protect the interests of the people of this great museum," he shouted, "and besides, I need the money!" That sort of left us scratching our heads -- what money? Anyhow, he spent much of the day shoring up support from key interest groups and networking with other branches of government, such as B&G.

In an attempt to garner sympathy from voters, today he even brought out his sister and her dog to pose for photo ops -- but I didn't have my camera. Sorry! How well this will play in Peoria will not be known until the results of the next Reuter's opinion poll are published, with its usual margin of error of 50% or so.

In the midst of this political turmoil, he also took time from his busy schedule to help me with the new trolley harp kits. So our position is clear: in these times of fiscal crisis, there's no margin for error. We here at Hicks Car Works remain 110% firmly in support of the Turner administration!

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