Wednesday, April 1, 2020

FREE! Retirement Planning Seminars

NOTE:  This public service announcement was submitted several weeks ago, before the virus crisis hit.  The seminars are currently on hold, of course, but they will certainly resume as soon as possible.  In the meantime, it's always good to plan ahead!


If you're thinking about retirement, you probably have lots of questions.  Such as:
  • How can I stay healthy and active during retirement?
  • What can I do to make a positive, lasting contribution to the community?
  • How can I keep my assets from falling into the hands of those idiot in-laws who always hated me?
  • And more besides...
Help is on the way!


Our expert teams of professional retirement counselors are ready to provide the answers you've been looking for.  With a series of lunch-time seminars designed to fit your needs, we'll give you information you can use, while dining in elegant surroundings.   And it's completely free -- all you have to do is bring your own food!  Like this:


And, as time permits, we'll cover other fascinating topics, such as:
  • Why the Germans lost World War II
  • How steamboats worked
  • The best lawn-care products on the market
  • How much my next-door neighbor knows about antique cars
  • The personal defects of various politicians
  • Vacation destinations to avoid
  • and on and on and on....

But you have to act soon!   Call the number at the bottom of your screen to sign up today.   Available spaces are filling up fast!

The next available seminar will be held:

Time:     Wednesday, date TBA      11:30 AM
Place:     Henry's Candlelight Cafe,  43½  S. Depot St., East Union, Ill.

Don't delay, or you'll be sorry!

IRM lunches are not government certified, not FDA insured, may lose value.  No refunds.  Offer not valid where prohibited or taxed.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks Randy for the good laugh today, we needed it. Despite complaining about everything, camaraderie is what keeps the IRM volunteers coming back to the lunchtime seminars.

Buzz